I just had this idea of Scott and Kira’s first actual date and Derek’s the big protective brother who follows them from a distance and sits at the counter of the diner while they’re in a booth and behind them at the movies when they go see the newest Marvel movie. Maybe Derek runs interference with the twins and texts mama McCall pictures of them together while she’s at her shift at the hospital.
Derek also texts Stiles pictures, and Stiles is like, “Dude, stop cock blocking” because he’s trying to get his bro laid, and the other part of Stiles is like, “See if you can get a really embarrassing shot of them making out. Use the zoom on your camera.”
Ohh. part of me just pictures Stiles wearing sunglasses as a disguise in the dark theatre sliding into the seat behind Derek and putting his cold drink against the back of Derek’s neck. Derek jumps but doesn’t make a sound and Stiles leans over the back of the seat beside Derek, and shows Derek the pictures he got of his bro and Kira while standing behind the cardboard cutout of Captain America. So Derek shows Stiles the picture he took of Scott holding open the door of the restaurant. Stiles makes a counterargument by showing Derek a picture of Scott giving himself a thumbs up in the mirror of the men’s room. Derek then shows Stiles a picture of Scott glaring at Stiles innocently staring at the ceiling when Scott spotted him behind the cutout of Cpt. America. Stiles shows Derek a picture of Derek’s ass in dem jeans. Mostly he wants to imply that Derek’s an ass, with a nice side helping of the fact he considered it worthy of taking a picture.
Scott turns around and takes a picture of the two of them with their faces tilted towards each other, gazes heavy, and mass-texts it to everyone in his contact list. Retribution at its finest.
Well of course we turned this into Sterek.
(and that is NOT a complaint btw. Stiles and Derek both loving Scott like a brother while loving each other is what I live for tbh)